While running errands this afternoon, I saw two things that gave me a strong urge to drink. First there was a salt truck, lights flashing and spitting salt all over the road (yes, I know it’s supposed to do that). A few hundred yards behind was a Chevy 1500 with about two inches of snow layered over the top of the cab and the tonneau cover.
The first inch of snow for Tinytown is supposed to come tonight. Pictures will be posted if I am awake and sober and if I remember to take them.
EXPRESS TELEGRAM
FROM: RETAXIS
TO: WINTER
MESSAGE BEGINS
DEAR WINTER STOP FUCK YOU STOP STAY OFF MY LAWN STOP
MESSAGE ENDS
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